Luca: “I want a cookie for dessert. I ate all my dinner last year.”
I come into the kitchen to see Luca going through the pantry:
Me: “What are you doing?”
Luca: “I need something healthy.”
The above picture was taken after Luca decided it was a good idea to scrub himself, clothes and all, with the toilet brush.
Luca: “It’s ok Mummy, I cleaned the brush in the potty first.”
Telling me about his day at preschool:
Luca: “I fell down the hill. I hurt my hands. I hit the hill like this!!” (yells and violently slams hands on the ground).
Me: (yells into living room) “Luca, come take a potty break please.”
Luca: (enters kitchen wearing goggles and carrying a hockey stick) “No thanks, I’m weed whackin.”