I decided to take a short break from “Luca Says,” and let you in on some of the gems that my husband has been saying. Clearly Luca gets his sense of humor from him ;)
Me: I’m gonna have to buy 3 “Big Brother” shirts and 1 “Big Sister” shirt when we have another baby.
Charley: You might as well just buy yourself a shirt that says “Widow,” because I will be dead when that happens.
While helping me put on my Solly Baby Wrap in the grocery store parking lot:
Charley (to the people watching us): It’s ok. My wife’s a hippie. We’re just here to get some Patchouli oil.
On my eating habits while pregnant:
It’s like 9 months of feeding you like you’re a teenage boy.
Me: Your beard probably protects your face from getting sun burnt.
Charley: Yep, it’s like a pergola for my face.
After a long car ride with the oldest, whom we lovingly nicknamed, “The Riddler”:
I almost threw myself out of the truck and let it coast away.
On Enzo’s colic:
I swear he is colic. He screams from 4:30 to 9:30. The only time I get to see him. Oh, except for in the middle of the night when I wake up from my coma to scrape poop off his back.
Looks at the teething necklace that I had just purchased for Enzo:
I see we’re practicing witchcraft now.