I swear this kid gets more hilarious every day. So I’m back, sharing some of Luca’s recent crazy quotes.
Luca: I know what I want for my birthday……..An ax!
Me: (Singing along to the radio)
Luca: Mummy, don’t sing. Let them sing by themselves.
Luca: (Examines his face in bathroom mirror)
I think I need to shave my beard.
Me: Why are there bread crumbs all over the floor?
Luca: I was throwing bread to Enzo. Like I throw bread to ducks.
Me: Oooooh, it’s cold in here.
Luca: (Sung like Elsa) The cold never bothered me anyway.
Luca: I was a good boy today. Enzo was a turd bird.
Luca: Mummy, when I was in your tummy and kicking around, I think I was trying to hatch out of there.
Me: (Struggling to put a toy back together that he broke)
Luca: (Looking at me skeptically) You better just wait until Daddy gets home.